#he would be so lovey dovey

[vampiresfromxenon]

I’ve come down with something really awful and nasty and I’ve spent most of my day in bed (whole body is in so much pain but that doesn’t stop the grind)

Leave it to me to think of cute Astarion fluff fics while I’m slightly delirious and wanting company to take care of me

Anyway nb! Tav (could be gn but I’m nb so deal w it) is very sick. All they can do is lie in bed, feeling like a sack of shit. They lie on their side, shivering even though the fire in their room is as hot as it can be and they’ve got as many layers and blankets as possible.

Astarion is scared to see his lover like this, as illnesses are now an unfamiliar territory to the undead man. He showers them with attention, helping them blow their nose and get them fed and hydrated. They panic, trying to be brave but they’re in so much pain that feels like it won’t go away. As they sob, he holds them tightly, trying to hide how upset he is to see them this miserable.

Later on they ask him to cuddle, hoping that touch may help heal their body aches and chills. However, with a high elf ice pack as a partner, Tav is a little worried about how his touch might make them feel. You can imagine their shock when he emerges from behind the dressing screen, head to toe in mis-matched clothing. Tav lets out a slight chuckle at the sight of him wearing a knitted mask that covers his whole head so that no part of his body touches them and sets them off. Crawling into the bed wearing mittens, a turtle neck, thick clothing, anything he could find, he shoves his discomfort aside. While they still feel like shit, he holds them close, hoping to keep them warm and safe while they finally get to rest.

[misslovasstuff]

GUYS GUYS SOMEBODY SAID THAT SANJI ALWAYS LEAVES HIS RING FINGER OPEN

[flowerakatsuka]

gay ppl @ a summer festival, what will they do??

[sage-reads-things]

Lmao girl you are literally married. You don't have to "pretend" to be a couple, you already are one. Also, Mutsumi carries a stun gun when out in public! Duly noted!

[epickiya722]

I think about how some folks pointed out Kenjaku's stitches look healed as Kaori compared to Geto and then it hit me.

Kenjaku had to pose as Kaori for at least a year given most of that time... they were pregnant. Kenjaku had to stay in that body for a long time because life was being carried in that body.

It gets creepier, like levels of "should have been some horror movie" when realizing not only Kenjaku paraded as someone who Jin believed to be his wife, but paraded around in a dead body. And for nine months or more, Yuji was being carried around in that dead body.

[pollenallergie]

eloise, sweetie, i love you. you’re my babygirl. but keep your fucking mouth shut istg.

[5hrignold]

awful. beyond redemption. i will stare at it for days

[spaciebabie]

does any other demiromantic (or arosepc doesnt rlly matter) feel like. extremely awful when they experience romantic attraction or is that just me.

[raionmimi]

I love that the “There’s only one bed” trope for Symweaver would just be a normal day for them that they don’t even think twice about it. They’d sleep in each other’s beds in their dorm as students whenever they felt like it and still do the same on the Arcology. They’re at complete ease in each other’s presence that they never really thought to make it a big deal

The only differences are that Niran cuddles her a lot more because he likes how it’s a different vibe to intentionally snuggle somewhere away from home, and Satya studies his face a lot more because the environment isn’t the same and it’s comforting that he’s a universal constant to her

[festivalofthe12]

Side-note to the 'Yuki is absolutely still pretty dang popular at uni purely due to being canonically gorgeous' thing is: fake-dating AU where Yuki starts to pick up on the fact that this sort of attention is following him even here and hates it with A Thousand Suns so when Kakeru half-jokingly suggests they should tell everyone they're dating just to throw them off Yuki draws him into a full dip-kiss then and there because absolutely nobody correctly estimates the extent to which he would Rather Fucking Die than go through anything like that fanclub scenario all over again.

[gaylittlerichie]

share the Opinions 👀

actually not that crazy and this is a very consolidated version but. i simply think eddie can be a dickhead and a loving sensitive person at the same time. can be and in fact Is…core part of his weirdo charm imo

[skyland2703]

…ok so I got inspired <3

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Thesis in the tags

[eclown4hire]

exposing myself as a arakoga (narukoga?) shipper once again

[brainrotcharacters]

Tiana the type to know how flustered her husband gets when she goes "Naveen, darling" or "thank you, baby" and she takes hella advantage of it

[ghostbeam]

I wish I could explain to u the dynamic me and rin have in my brain I hate him so much he hates me more he has the most correct opinions about horror movies of anyone I’ve ever met he hates my favorite scary movie he’s madly in love with me he hopes I die he calls me at 3am cause he sleeps better afterwards I want to chew on him he blocks my number six times a day

[badgrishaverseaus]

not really a funny au but more like a funny headcanon i had in my head for a while: the darkling is not homophobic, but people think he is. he just doesn't give a fuck about what people's orientation/gender identity is, as long as they're on his side or whatever. but!. he's an out of touch old man. anytime he tries to say anything ally-like it comes off as performative. there's a running joke in the second army that he's homophobic and he's mad everytime he hears it.

“anyone else thinks that the darkling seems kind of…homophobic?? i know it’s weird to say this but it’s just the way he says things and acts. saints, it reminds me of that one captain who used to stare daggers at us every time i mentioned my partner to his face.”

“are you only catching on now? it’s been stipulated for so long, and now you’re realising that he has the aura of an old homophobic, ‘they shouldn’t shove it in my face’ man? yeah no wonder the sun summoner left his crusty ass behind.”

“you can’t assume if someone’s homophobic, even if that person’s the darkling, just like how you can’t assume if someone’s queer or not, grow up”

“those things are different to m- shut up, he’s talking. i bet he’s going to proceed to say something incredibly performative and backhanded”

“…any man, woman, or…however you identify i suppose… that respects me and this cause, i respect you in return, no matter what different…desires, and…orientations, that we may possess”

“…my point stands.”